July 2012
me: you're really funny
me: thanks
heyfunniest:
The Queen at the open ceremony of the Olympics:
The Queen meeting Ed Sheeran:
THIS BLOG. THIS!
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me: relationships are stupid ill just be alone
me: omg look at that cute couple fuck i am so lonely
me: people are shit i dont need them
me: i need someone to cuddle with me
After
moraniarty:
“i’m risking everything to be with you” i whisper as I click on a dodgy looking download link for my favourite tv show
Plot Twist: The Olympic Torch is actually a portkey.
annicrest:
OK FIRST “LET THE GAMES BEGIN”
NOW “THE WORLD WILL BE WATCHING”
BBC I SEE YOU ARE SECRET HUNGER GAMES FANS
plot twist: the torch carries david
cacen:
plot twist: the queen reveals that the olympics is actually the hunger games and all the countries are pitted against each other
“On average, there are 7 people in the world that look similar to you.”
omg bless you all i hope you’re all okay I’m so sorry omg no
Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
15 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
21 years old: MERLIN'S BEARD, MY FRAKKING COMPUTER DIED! You stupid pile of electronics! Your Mother was a hamster and your Father smelt of elderberries!!
danybloodofthedragon:
LAUGHING because we’ve had 30 degree C weather all week but of course WHEN THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING IT FUCKING RAINS
