May 2012
in my history class today
some girl: i dont get why guys like lesbian porn so much i mean its weird its not like theres any girls that like gay porn like seriously
me: sinks down slowly into my chair until i sink through the floor and into the depths of hell
when people say “this doesnt fit on my blog but im reblogging it anyway because i have a heart”
you saint
thank you so much for coming down from your heavenly throne and walking amongst us commoners
hardcorerockinn:
I swear to god if the person I’m marrying doesn’t tear up and have the biggest fucking smile on when I start walking down the aisle at the wedding I’m just going to turn around and leave
fuckingidi0ts:
coldplay are so good
checkmarks:
the most embarrassing thing ever is when you sing part of a song too early at full volume
A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...
Them: look
Me: I saw that already
